May the 4th be with you — Jedi Mind tricks don’t work here!

Guard: Do you have any identification? Jedi (waving his hand): We do not need any identification. Guard: You do not need any identification. Throughout this divorce process, I've joked that X has a Jedi power. It's as though he waves his hand and declares, "Everything is Ellie's fault." And everyone within ear shot, including me,… Continue reading May the 4th be with you — Jedi Mind tricks don’t work here!